Tuesday, January 24, 2012
The wrong end of the stick. Er, needle
Since I clicked on the cover of Knit Your Own Royal Wedding, a couple of weeks ago, Amazon has pigeonholed me as a knitting fanatic avid to hear of any and all new books on the subject. Here's the latest.
I remember on some sitcom or other, a man newly out of a long marriage asking a buddy, "Whatever happened to pubic hair?" I seem to be equally out of touch. Whatever happened to jersies and scarves? Does everyone now knit ... these things?
Whatever they are, one thing's for sure - romantic they ain't!
All right, I'll stop now. But where are the instructions for knitting a boyfriend?