And now for something really mean

Having a couple of months ago disparaged the personal charms of Donald Trump doesn't do all that much to mitigate the guilt of asking why, when Danielle Steele celebrated her 63rd birthday in August, she looks like this?

We can only assume it's caused by some awful combination of what's eupemistically known as "work", making too much money and marrying too many men. 

Thank the lord I'm quite safe from all three.